Where do you stand on obese people who put artificial sweetener in their tea while munching on a large slice of chocolate cake?
Chain-smokers who drink decaffeinated coffee?
People who drive to the park on weekends with bicycles on the roof of their car?
Teetotallers who drink non-alcoholic beer?
Vegetarians who eat meatless hamburgers?
Weight-conscious women who eat/drink endless low-calorie yoghurts?
Pudgy teenagers who wrap their faces around a Big Mac & French fries while delicately sipping diet cokes
Don’t cha just love them all?
How I wish I loved the human race
How I wish I loved its silly face
And when I was introduced to one
How I wish I thought – what fun!