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Obsessive Compulsive

The world is divided into two classes of beings – those who, on sitting down for lunch,  automatically adjust the position of their knives and forks, move their glass half a centimeter to the left and centralize their plate in some totally imagined pattern of cosmic symmetry and those who don’t.

We are not born with this disorder; we don’t think, as a fetus in the womb, I know, I might try something different this time around, I might try being an obsessive compulsive – sounds like a lot of fun!

During our childhood when our natures begin to manifest themselves this preoccupation with order is seen as a virtue – it’s called being tidy.

Then, as we grow older, our minds arrange things into compartments, the walls of which we find increasingly hard to breach.

It is known that the interaction between the two hemispheres of the brain differs according to gender. While your male brain plods deliberately from side to side, your female brain flits seamlessly from left to right and back again in a zany fashion.

To really understand OCD you have to think male, take a few paces to the end of the street, turn right between the pylon and the hedge, go along a narrow lane and you will come up against a high stone wall.

It’s on the other side of that wall.


The last Tasmanian

The last Tasmanian.

Sailing to Byzantium (1)

Sailing to Byzantium (1).

Human weakness

Human weakness.

Quack quack

Quack quack.

Saramago & Censorship

Saramago & Censorship.

Lady Lazarus

The University of South Carolina has developed a sociology course dedicated to the life, work and rise to fame of pop star Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga and the Sociology of the Fame is to be taught by Professor Mathieu Deflem, a fan of the singer. The course description aims to unravel some of the sociologically relevant dimensions of the fame of Lady Gaga with respect to her music, videos, fashion, and other artistic endeavours. My personal opinion of this High Priestess of the Iconography of Popular Culture is that, while she is a talented singer with a great voice and is undoubtedly at the cutting edge of dance and fashion etc., her videos show a leaning towards the macabre and have sado-masochistic overtones, which (call me old-fashioned) make them unsuitable viewing for children.



Let’s listen in on a possible first lecture of the course, shall we? –          « … Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, aka. Lady Gaga, was born on March 28th 1986 in New York City ….. ….. right, that’s it for today; now for your assignment I want you guys to gather into groups of four or five and watch with attention the video of POKER FACE and then sit around discussing your reactions to it, kinda brain-storming session, word-association with flow-charts …. Anything that pops into your head, anything at all is cool … and even if nothing whatsoever occurs, that’s cool too (NRR – Negative Response Reflex). Later, at the Fraternity House: –          Hi guys, some of us are going round to Brad’s pit later to discuss some aspects of Wittgenstein’s theory of Logical Positivism over squash and cookies! It should be a real blast; why don’t you all join us? –          Tempting, it sounds like a real hoot, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to give Brad’s bash a miss this time; we’ve got to stay in tonight and work on our Lady Gaga assignment which is due in tomorrow; it’s important for this semester’s grades. –          What a drag, bad luck! –          Yeah, while you guys are having a good time discussing and debating the night away, spare a thought for us lot having to stay in and  get blathered and watch Lady Gaga videos and have ideas and stuff.  

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